The Neighbor’s Barking Dog
2 neighbors (the Smiths & the Jones) haven’t been getting along. You see, Mr. Smith leaves his dog outside all day and the dog never stops barking.
Finally, after not being able to hear himself think, Mr. Jones tells his wife: “I’VE HAD IT!” and he stomps outside.
Upon returning Mrs. Jones says: “I can still hear the dog barking. What have you been doing?” to which her husband replies:
“I put their dog in our back yard. Let’s see how they like it!”